Saturday 1 December 2007

Infinite Loop of DOOOOOMMMMMM

this post is dedicated to the unwashed 80% who I occasionally meet in forums. The masses who simply repeat what has already been said before, or who use google searches to try inflate their meagre intelligence, or even the bottom-feeders who will read the first line of a (lengthy) post and then suggest solutions which have already been discussed by others.

Yes, I'm talking about YOU.


And I've now realised something about YOU. YOU cant be changed, even if I somehow manage to educate YOU, "they" will just replace YOU with an improved version, the best I can do is laugh at YOU, ignore YOU, or block YOU. Because God knows, YOU have tested my patience to the maximum. But because of YOU, I get to understand humans better, and YOU are an intricate part of that equation.

But there is still one problem with YOU. YOU are stupid.
And the problem with stupid people involved in technology, is that they dont know they are stupid. Which creates a huge problem for me, when I try to correct something you believe is true.

A stupid person is too stupid to know they are stupid, and they are too stupid to understand why they are stupid because they cant understand what you are trying to explain to them, and why they are wrong, and by not understanding my explanation they believe they are still correct. Which makes me look stupid.

So, here's to YOU, the stupid chap. I cant change YOU, I cant make you understand that you are stupid, but heck, as long as you are happy and breeding I'll have somebody to laugh at in the small hours of the morning.